• Crazy talk: Tom Cruise and Viacom Chairman Sumner Redstone are, you'll be glad to know, kissing and making up. Redstone had booted Cruise from his lot in 2006 for his crazy pants antics promoting Mission: Impossible III but now seems convinced Cruise is once again totally normal.

• All is forgiven: John McCain and Mitt Romney campaigned and fundraised together in Utah Thursday, where Romney once totally kicked McCain's ass. So yeah, let's all speculate about a McCain-Romney ticket. Feel queasy yet?

• Family jewels: Just how are J. Lo and Marc Anthony spending their baby picture millions? Jewelry, fancy nurseries, back taxes, etc.

MORE, MORE, MORE!: You too can translate the tabloids; Brody Jenner gets shown the door; and Clint Eastwood loses his day job!

• DIY: Want to translate the pages of Us Weekly? Want to write your own tabloid-esque story? This is the list for you.

• Club kids: Fear not. Though he wasn't present on this week's episode of The Hills, Brody Jenner remains lame.

• Sacked: California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has dismissed buddy Clint Eastwood from his gig as California state parks commissioner. Clint's taking it in stride though, quipping, "It's not like I need a day job."

• Bugging out: While taping a show for the Disney Channel, a British TV crew may have introduced a deadly flu virus to an isolated tribe in Peru.

• Mothers not so dear: Complaints of workplace discrimination by pregnant women are on the rise. But, you know, who needs to work when you can just sell your baby pictures for millions.