How did we miss the story about Poison drummer Rikki Rockett getting arrested for rape in L.A.? Actually, the charge isn't "rape in L.A." (which is legal). It stemmed from a Mississippi incident. The arrest isn't as astounding as the revelation that Rikki's real name is Richard Ream, a rapist's name if there ever was one. This thwarts the planned Poison reunion—and many of the rapes involved in planning that production. Plus, it completely steals the thunder of charges planned against Bret Michaels by several Rock of Love losers. [LADN]