JuicyCampus, the school-centric anonymous message board where you can out slutty coeds or your gay porn star classmates with little repercussion, is responsible for an even bigger crisis at New Orleans house of sin Tulane: it's actually causing people to quit dealing drugs.

A student described in a Juicy Campus post as having "the best" marijuana at Tulane decided to stop slinging bud after two freshman drug dealers were arrested by the Tulane Police Department, sending the entire campus into paroxysms of fear over where they might procure their next fix. "Of course you can go to the frats," one distraught sophomore tells the Tulane Hullabalo. "But honestly, it's pretty unreliable there. You never know what you're getting, and there is usually better stuff available for cheaper."

The shortage is causing such a crisis on campus that students are even considering knocking on the door of the weirdo "religiously-affiliated fraternity" notorious for selling good bud. "A lot of them really are committed to God and everything, but that doesn't mean they're angels. They know how to party too, like any other frat," explains one student.

Thankfully, other students have been able to maintain some perspective in these trying times. "I mean, we live in New Orleans," notes one freshman. "Just because there isn't weed on campus doesn't mean it's hard to get trashed whenever you want."

You know, we didn't have a problem with Juicy Campus when people were discussing the hottest sororities or biggest campus date rapists or who not have sex with because she totally has a venereal disease or whatever. But when kids can't get their drugs, things have clearly gotten out of hand.