Though he's saying it isn't so, former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified by several media outlets—beginning with the New York Post—as a former client of strong-jawed Manhattan Madam Kristen "Billie" Davis. Davis allegedly ran escort services under the names Wicked Models, Maison de L'Amour, and New York Body Miracle. Also, to be clear, no one is even speculating that she was ever anything but a 100 percent real woman.

Davis's MySpace page is set to private. Here are pdfs, though, of cached versions of her profile and blog. A couple blog entries show an eccentric, larger-than-life persona even more tabloid-friendly than the love Gov's other known high-priced call girl, former Girl Gone Wild Ashley Alexandra Dupré.

She called herself "GOD."

Full entry (ahem) after the jump ...

In a blog entry posted last spring, Davis explained what "Being GOD" was like. Here's the entire post, as she wrote it:

I've been getting alot of emails asking why I think I'm God? And if i "think I'm all that"?
If anyone is reading this—I'm going to break it down for you. The title can be construed many different ways but its actually quite the contrary to what your really thinking.
No—I don't think I'm God. I'm not conceited nor am I stuck-up. I have created a business empire where I rule but that is besides the point. And its also one I could fall, and fall hard, very much like Lucifer getting kicked out of heaven (but thats another story).
The point behind the name God is that people nowadays are followers, sheep. I'd venture to say most of the people on here are all bs—bragging about chanel, gucci, bentleys—they don't own, can't afford and maybe don't even like except for the fact someone else told them they should. I dont go by conventiality [sic], I value non-conformity and individuality. There is no God anymore - very few people value anything but their own needs. They are selfish and follow anyone with enough brains to spit some lines that are semi-believable or anything that instills an ounce of hope into a mostly hopeless nation. They believe in money, power, respect, beauty—and all of that shit is fleeting.
What is real—family, friends, love, loyalty, honesty, trust. So the point behind God is that most people have placed their faith in the wrong things and I haven't. I don't judge, I value things other than socio-economic status and beauty and that I dont take shit from anyone.