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Fleiss Advice: Avoiding an Eliot Mess

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DEEP SPITZ Fleiss, Spitzer (Photo: Getty Images)
Just how in the hell would a high-profile, ho-bustin' politician like Eliot Spitzer ever expect to get away with his pay-for-play D.C. side piece?

"It's so easy not to not get caught," reformed Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss tells Radar, adding that she provided service to many a well known politician her day. "I saw many famous people—more famous than Eliot Spitzer—and you know what, you pay people right, you treat them right, you don't have a problem." The devil, she says, was in Spitzer's particular freak, which left the gals who are alleged to have serviced him describing the governor as "difficult," with demands that involved "things that, like, you might not think were safe."

"I'm sure he wanted anal sex without condoms," Fleiss says, speculating but strangely confident.

It was Spitzer's ethical crusade and no-ho posturing that did him in, too, Fleiss says. In 2004 Spitzer pontificated about the breakup of a Staten Island ho ring, calling it a "sophisticated and lucrative operation with a multi-tiered management structure," then adding, "It was, however, nothing more than a prostitution ring."

"I think think he's an arrogant prick and he thinks he's above the law; no one likes a hypocrite," Fleiss tells Radar. (In his defense, the morning Spitzer found out the jig was up, the New York Times reports, he canceled an appearance with a family planning organization and a private powwow with Cardinal Egan—a confession?) "He could have gone to the Bunny Ranch and never would have had his cover blown. But this is an arrogant prick," Fleiss says. "Welcome to reality."

Comments

Eliot Spitzer also was notorious for chanting his way into a trance-like fugue state, invoking the name of the Hindu Death God, Kali, plunging his fist into the escort's surgically enhanced chest, and removing her still beating heart. I'm speculating, but strangely confident.

Posted by: Fate Popcorn on March 11, 2008 11:38 AM

Also, everyone, Heidi has lost her scarlet macaw. It's a rare bird (and not a metaphor for something sexual, perv). It's somewhere in the Parumph, Nevada, area. If you're near there, keep an eye out, will you? The recent arrest and criminal background stuff just rolls off of Heidi's back, but she's broken up over the bird. Real talk.

Posted by: gray on March 11, 2008 12:35 PM

It's not possible: She had a scarlett macaw? A scrlett one? And she's lost it? Next thing you'll tell us is she's no longer stigmitized and has her own reality show or something. Oh, oops.

Posted by: SirJohnFeelgood on March 12, 2008 1:35 PM

I bet he wanted to be the receiver of his kinky sex.

Posted by: sluttyho29 on March 12, 2008 8:15 PM

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