• Looking to spill: Not content with her $48.6 million divorce booty, Heather Mills is looking to sell her exclusives to any outlet that will pony up some cash.

• Love not war: Anti-war Dem and 17-term member of the House, Rep. John P. Murtha, has endorsed Hillary Clinton. Murtha explained his endorsement thusly: "Sen. Clinton is the candidate that will forge a consensus on health care, education, the economy, and the war in Iraq." Clever.

• Women, funny: Tina Fey seems to think she's funnier than Jon Stewart. It's possible, too, that some even agree with her.

WAIT, THERE'S MORE: Miley Cyrus gets wise; New Jersey tries to stop the haters; and Olympic no-gos!

• Escaping destiny: Miley Cyrus has filed papers to officially change her name from "Destiny Hope" to "Miley." Destiny Hope? Jesus, Billy Ray, who does that to a child?

• Hate crimes: JuicyCampus.com, a collegiate gossip site, has had its records subpoenaed by New Jersey prosecutors. Hateful and offensive language on the site may be in violation of the state's Consumer Fraud Act.

• Too friendly skies: A 21-year-old woman is suing American Airlines, saying she woke up in-flight with semen in her hair and a man in the next seat masturbating.

• Bail out: After seeing "un-American" pictures of workers being sent back to Texas, a Boston financier posted more than $200,000 in bail for illegal immigrants arrested in a factory raid in Massachusetts last year.

• No VIPs: Reacting to the violent protests in Tibet, world leaders are thinking about bitch-slapping China's Communist leadership and boycotting the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony. France's foreign minister, Bernard Kouchner, says the idea of a boycott is "interesting," while Prince Charles has already rsvp-ed "no" to the games.