Now that he'’s officially ousted, make sure to wear your favorite Eliot Spitzer joke across your chest! Barely 24 hours after Spitzer’'s pay-for-play penchant went public, quick-thinking T-shirt makers jumped to capitalize on new catch phrases—Client #9, "Spitz-er", and "Emperor's VIP"—slapped on apparel that will ensure this story lasts as long as a cheap pull-over.

Commemorative tees here, here, and here. [Ed: No, Neel Shah will not be modeling them.]