• Come again?: Ex New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has been linked to a second pricey prostitution ring, Manhattan's Wicked Models. A source claims the operation's queen bee, a busty trailer park blonde named Kristen Davis, personally serviced the former governor on a number of occasions.

• All apologies: The Los Angeles Times has apologized for its incorrect article that claimed Sean "Diddy" Combs was behind the shooting of Tupac Shakur.

• Super, thanks for asking: After saying super-delegates should support the candidate with the most pledged delegates, Nancy Pelosi gets a creepy letter from prominent Clinton supporters asking her to retract the comments.

OH MAN IS THERE MORE!: Not so sexy men; Ashley Dupré, it's Tina Fey calling; and Democratic silver lining!

• Not so sexy beasts: Juiced pitcher Roger Clemens tops the Boston Phoenix's list of the "100 unsexiest men on the planet." Larry Craig, Tom Cruise, and Lou Dobbs also made the Top 10.

• Casting call girl: Tina Fey says she'd love to give Spitzer girl Ashley Dupré a role on 30 Rock. We'd just love a new episode—any new episode.

• Silver lining: The prolonged battle between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton is actually benefiting the Democratic party in one major way: higher voter turnout.

• Still life with but cheeks: Abercrombie & Fitch is releasing another Bruce Weber-shot "catalog"/preppy porn book to be sold exclusively in London at the art-book-ish price of $200. Oh, really?

• Not the first time: Scientists have found a recording of the human voice made in 1860. Turns it out it was actually some French guy who made the first sound recording, decades before Thomas Edison.

• Mourning breakfast: Herb Peterson, the inventor of McDonald's Egg McMuffin, has died.