Harvard accepted undergraduate students into its 2008 graduate class at a 9.1 percent clip, making it the most selective college in the country. Current Harvard senior Daniel Wallace thinks he can triple your chances of getting in!

Wallace is the entrepreneurial brains behind getintoharvard.net, a downloadable PDF pamphlet that can be yours for the low, low price of $27! According to Wallace, "Unless you have insider knowledge, a family member who attended, or you're a great athlete, you've got no chance." This is actually true. But why is Wallace singularly equipped to offer up "insider knowledge" to high school seniors dying on securing a seat in Cambridge next fall? Why, he's "read over tons of books, over 1,000 blog posts, too many forum entries to count" on the subject!

Now, we didn't major in English at Harvard like Wallace did, so we weren't actually aware that one was capable of reading "over tons of books." We'll take him on his word. We do, however, have a suggestion of our own: get your dad to pony up an additional $2,499,973 and make a donation. It worked for New York Observer owner Jared Kushner.