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• No deal: American Idol meanie Simon Cowell passes up a $2 million offer to be the new spokesman for Viagra, calling the offer a "fucking insult."

• Ad subtraction: Following a rehab stint and recent nude pics in New York magazine, Jill Stuart leaves Lindsay Lohan out of its ad campaign.

WAIT, THERE'S MORE: Mike Huckabee gets a false Stone, Rush Limbaugh's favorite soap, and California considers gay marriage

• Scary shots: Also in LiLo news, Village Voice columnist Michael Musto is planning to don a blonde wig, bite some scarves, and spoof Lohan's nudie photo shoot.

• False stone: Bass-playing presidential candidate Mike Huckabee got pretty excited at a campaign stop in Miami when he thought he met Mick Jagger. Too bad it was actually Mick's younger brother, Chris.

• Evil plot: Radio hater Rush Limbaugh urges his Texas listeners to vote for Hillary in today's primary, saying "I want Hillary to stay in this...this is too good a soap opera."

• State of the union: The California Supreme Court hears arguments today as to whether marriage should be limited to heterosexual unions. The hearing comes just over 4 years after SF Mayor Gavin Newsom issued thousands of gay marriage licenses on the quick before the courts put a stop to the love fest.

• Seeing blue: Jamie Lynn Spears seen looking at and even buying blue things. OMG! She's totally having a boy child.

• The Weatherman: John Coleman, founder of the Weather Channel, says global warming is a "fraud" and advocates suing Al Gore.

• Extra shot: A Starbucks barista donates a kidney to one of her regular customers. Not sure if this was covered in the coffee chain's nationwide training session last week.