• He said, he said: Hillary Clinton adviser James Carville calls New Mexico Governor and super-delegate Bill Richardson "Judas" for endorsing Barack Obama. Richardson responds by saying that many of the people around Hillary practice "gutter" politics and "have a sense of entitlement to the presidency." No wonder some British dude is comparing this race to a crackpot episode of Dynasty.

• Intimate affairs: If it's true that Eliot Spitzer kept his socks on when he was paying for sweet loving, sexperts say it could mean he has a fear of intimacy. Wow, really? What does his not wanting to wear a condom mean?

• No pearls: The Chinese government is pissed at Dalai Lama friend and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for speaking out against the violence in Tibet. But then you kinda expected it would be.

OH YEAH, THERE'S MORE: Ryan Seacrest's evil plot; Tyra's stalker on the loose; and puppy love!

• Renaissance man: Yes, Ryan Seacrest is planning to take over the world.

• Running free: Tyra Banks' stalker is on the loose, after a judge released him without bail last week.

• No puppy throwing here: Your uplifting news for the day: A dog named Nubs has reunited with the Marine who rescued him in Iraq.

• Up in flames: The Olympic torch was lit earlier today in Greece, but protesters shouting slogans about China's human rights record briefly interrupted the elaborate ceremony.

• Russia love: Brits and Frenchies have more confidence in former Russian Pres (and current puppet master) Vladimir Putin than George Bush to do the right thing in world affairs. Is there a third choice?