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Prince Harry Goes To War

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LOADED AGAIN Harry (Photo: Getty Images)
Manly news from Drudge today. In a World Exclusive (********), the site revealed that manly Prince Harry (he's the ginger one who was dating the blonde floozy one), is doing manly war things in manly Afghanistan, and has been kicking Taliban booty since December. So that explains why we haven't heard any fun tit-grabbing, shot-chasing, Nazi-garb-wearing news out of the UK lately. Harry, their chief export in badass-ness has been serving his country.

Drudge apparently broke a news blackout on the story, going against the British media, who were sworn to secrecy in order to protect Harry's life. And, naturally, the news shark is proud of putting the dauphin in the line of fire.

The princeling, as we told you last year, was devastated when the powers that be decided it would be unwise for him to serve in Iraq. But he now has his war wings, which makes him kind of more sexy than ever. It's also probably served as a kind of rehab for the littlest royal, who according to sources, was boozing way too much before he left for his serious, PR-stunt, um, war-fighting stint in the war on terror.

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