Celebrities are so used to getting swag that it's like totally not cool when they have to actually pay for something. At least that's the mindset of Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, aka the especially pointless collection of body parts that footballer David Beckham had the misfortune of marrying. According to a stylist who recently worked with the singer on a shoot for a British fashion magazine, Posh was so taken with the pair of $1,700 Christian Louboutin pumps she was to wear that she "accidentally" forgot to return them after the shoot. Funny how those things sometimes slip your mind!

"She just left with the shoes without actually saying anything," laughs the stylist. "After people started looking for them, her rep on set intimated that we shouldn't expect to get them back." The mag, which had borrowed the shoes expressly for the shoot, was forced to eat the cost.

But, you know, now that the Spice Girls' reunion tour has been cut short, perhaps she'll find time to return them.