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Perez: Sucky Music's Newest Ambassador?

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Most recently the subject of a lawsuit by Jive records for releasing Britney Spears tracks ahead of schedule, Mario Lavandeira, aka Perez Hilton, is said to be negotiating a deal to run his own imprint record label for Warner Brothers, the New York Times reports. And what better symbol of one of the most depressing times in music since the Yacht Rock era? Is it his track record of "Listen to This" recommendations for generic coffee-house crooners like Edwina Hayes and Z-list teen pop wannabes such as Prima J or Girls Aloud that appealed to Warner? (Never heard of 'em? Weird.) More likely it's the idea that corporate record companies covet early reviews by altruistic bloggers, and what better way to guarantee those reviews than to buy one of the highest-trafficked bloggers out there? Here's how Perez has addressed his potential forthcoming role as WB shill: "They can't tell me what to do. If I hate one of their artists, chances are I won't mention them." That's a far cry from doodling wieners on the mouths of famous music makers—which is basically what real A&R people do all day.

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Perez is totally repugnant but his support of European pop music like Girls Aloud, who are decidedly not Z-list teen pop wannabes (srsly, US centric asshole worldview much?) is his one redeeming quality. Doesn't mean he's deserving, but at least he knows which pop tastemakers to parrot.

Seriously though about the Girls Aloud- fucking Google them please.

Posted by: kisskisskiss on February 26, 2008 11:35 AM

You know who else is big in Europe? David Hasselhoff. (P.S. What's a "google"?)

Posted by: gray on February 26, 2008 1:21 PM

Sigh. I think it's silly to be annoyed with Perez's taste in music. I just looked at the page- Chromeo, New Buffalo*, the American debut of the Robyn remix of that Snoop Dogg song everyone was obsessed with in January- even if the man is awful, his taste doesn't run to the generic or the Z-list. The pig has influence and the ability to turn people on to music that legitimate websites have been writing about for months and months. Hate him for taking away their deserved cred, not for his tastes.

David Hasselhoff, incidentally, is not actually big in Europe; he has a career in maybe two or three territories. Girls Aloud are legitimately huge in the UK.

*who wrote Feist's 1234, which is about as legitimate a success story as one can hope for nowadays

Posted by: kisskisskiss on February 26, 2008 2:17 PM

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