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Nader Lacing Up his Running Shoes?

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READY TO RUN? Nader
According to an e-mail sent to supporters (his wife, employees), professional presidential spoiler Ralph Nader will make an appearance on Meet The Press this weekend to gab with Tim Russert and probably make a huge, largely unneeded, widely unwanted announcement.

The great-great-grandfather of consumer rights is currently embroiled in a heated Green Party primary race with cop hitter Cynthia McKinney, but for now he officially remains in the "considering" phase of his presidential run. Not for long, though, says former campaign spokesman Kevin Zeese. "Obviously, I don't think Tim Russert would have him on for no reason," he said.

Nader, who's spent the past four years making a documentary, criticizing the Bush administration, and hugging trees, began his presidential exploratory committee on January 30, the same day anti-corporate pretty-boy John Edwards dropped out of the Democratic Primary. But the real question of Nader's effect on the race is not whether he'll inject it with meaningful discourse about the growing power of multi-national corporations, but rather if he'll botch things for the Dems again. The second most important question of course being: What would a steel-cage match between Nader and potential Republican third-party spoiler and fellow septuagenarian Ron Paul look like?

This Bitch?!?

In 2004 he and Laura Bush both told the American people that they matter and that people should pay attention to them. Yet neither was seen between the elections of 2000 and 2004. Since then Laura Bush has promoted some women cardiac thing. Ralph Nader went back into hiding.

Until Ralph can fight for the American people in a non-election year, he needs to shut the fuck up and quit helping the Republican sell out our country.

Posted by: BuzzBlackley on February 24, 2008 3:38 PM

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