So you've probably seen the "age progression" images making the rounds, showing what Britney Spears could look like in 10 and 20 years if she continues her current fast-food-heavy lifestyle. Well, the morning news shows, namely Fox News and that Mike and Juliet gabfest, had a field day with the pics.

In segments on both shows, the anchors encouraged Brit Brit to clean up her convenience store diet to avoid looking like a scary non-celebrity at some distant point in the future. Their reactions were basically Ew! and, She needs to, like, totally cut out carbs and caffeine. Still other outlets have been yelping that Britney might be pregnant again, unless that is, she just has a jelly belly brought on by her recent attempts to get clean.

Well, thankfully, some people are calling bullshit.

Um, the point being that Britney's biggest problems are probably not that she's fat and might one day be both fat and middle aged. The big issue is that she's certifiably mentally ill and likely dependent on boatloads of drugs and alcohol, and, without serious help, may not ever see 35, double chin or tummy pouch notwithstanding. Of course, this isn't the first time people have drawn the connection between Britney's downfall and her diet. Earlier this month PETA claimed that Spears' consumption of hamburgers and other processed animal-products could be worsening her bi-polar disorder.

Funny, 'cause if that were the case this whole country would be full of raging lunatics armed with Big Gulps and Whoppers.