Don't ever accuse your friends at the Republican National Committee of cock-blocking: In honor of Valentine's Day, the RNC brings you this selection of e-cards featuring glamor shots of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama juxtaposed with kinda funny slogans. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put T and AX together," reads one of Hillary's, a reworking of the cheezy pickup line that, as far as we know, has never successfully resulted in getting a female to relinquish her phone number. But send it to a GOPer close to your heart and see if it works!