WHITE WING AGITATOR Obama, doofus (inset)
(Photo: Matthew C. Wright)
The
Ku Klux Klan wants you to know: "Despite some rumors, the Ku Klux Klan is not endorsing
Barack Obama for President." The source of the confusion, says the group of mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers, is the
Onion-like satirical website, The Daily Squib, whose joke headline stated, "
Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama." Not true, says the troupe of sheet-clad cousin-humpers. In fact, Thomas Robb, national director of The Knights Party wonders, "Is he willing to stand for the protection of white men, women and children who are quickly to be America's new minority." [sic]
For good measure, Rachel Pendergraft, spokesperson for the banjo-noodling Wal-Mart Supercenter regulars, adds, "We pray for the day when we will see a strong candidate; a God fearing white man or woman, who will restore the principles of the Constitution, promote free enterprise versus a planned economy, put military troops on the border to stop illegal immigration, put an end to the social experiment called forced integration which has had a devastating effect on all races, and return our schools to a wholesome environment of learning by removing homosexual indoctrination."
I have to admit, I got quite the chuckle over what our little, ol' paragon of self-righteous, moral turpitude, the Missus Rachel Penisdergraft, is praying for these days. It seems the intellectually, socially and morally-challenged white trash trainwreck is praying that we forget about all that Liberty/Freedom mumbo jumbo and seal up our borders real good, and she hopes for a swift return of those infamous Jim Crow laws, seeing how they made so much sense last time around. Now hang on, our little pea-brained skank doesn't stop there. Our devout, Wal-Martist, god-fearing (and apparently Hitler-loving) village idiot also prays that those unnatural homosexuals and any trace of their very existence be bashed, stomped and goose-stepped right off the face of the Earth.
Well thank you Miss Penderbiteme for so completely and perfectly proving, once and for all and beyond a shadow of a doubt, that brain-dead, cowardly and xenophobic, racist white men no longer have a lock on being the stupidest, most pathetic LOSERS to ever roam our planet. You've done white women all across our nation the amazing disservice of dumbing them down to the KKK Kracker's level - way to go douchebag! And you need to know, Miss Pendergraft, that it's people like you who are solely responsible for perpetuating the hatred that leads to such heinous acts as last weeks mind numbing atrocity in which a 14 year old boy from Oxnard, CA got a gun and shot and killed another 14 year old boy who was his classmate, simply because the classmate was gay.
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