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Taylor Hicks Fans Are Crazy

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WACKO-BAIT Hicks
One of the more remarkable aspects of the American Idol phenomenon is the slavish devotion the show's marginally talented finalists manage to inspire among the sad segment of American society so desperate for a celebrity to worship that they'll happily latch on to someone whose fame has been bestowed upon them by a bunch of people who have nothing better to do than dial a number 6,000 times to make sure some plucky melismatic makes it through to the next round. Those crazy pathetic ladies who are so protective of Clay Aiken, the wacky Sanjayanistas ... it's a disturbing glimpse into the psyche of this country. Perhaps most shocking is the legion of fans who have chosen Taylor Hicks as their not-so-secret masturbation fantasy.

Last week, we posted an item suggesting that Hicks might have tried to conceal the identity of a woman enjoying his favors; as of now there are 415 comments, many from the brigade of angry Hicks devotees hell-bent on defending their hero's good name. Which poses the question: How do you get to a place in your life where you're spending your time on the Internet in support of a game-show winner who makes Michael Bolton look edgy? There's a whole world out there, people; open your door and go look.

Comments

What is most shocking is that you would even attempt to write an article about it.So what is worse in your book, fans sticking up for their favorite idol, or the bashers who are filled with so much hate spewing their insanity against their fans and the idols themselves?It's not the fans that are hurting the careers of these idols, it's the bashers repeatedly telling lies over and over and over and over.....it gets old.And the posers who act like they were fans and now all of a sudden don't like them and talk smack.....and then someone like you writes a freakin article of how their fans are crazy, when in all acuality it's the posers purposeply acting like fans and acting like lunatics.Get a Clue!!!

Posted by: mandm on January 17, 2008 4:03 PM

Well, we aren't ALL crazy. Personally, I don't care WHO he fucks, but to even come close to comparing him to Michael Bolton just proves you have never seen him perform on his own tour. That makes me sad for you.

Posted by: Bento on January 17, 2008 4:04 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! They're so freaking nuts!! God forbid you write something bad about Taylor Hicks!!!

Posted by: downtown on January 17, 2008 4:19 PM

It's got nothing to do with writing something bad, at least make sure it's the truth first.Your an idiot and you don't think for one second if he said something bad about Daughtry or Elliott, their fans wouldn't be defending them?Give me a break.

Posted by: mandm on January 17, 2008 4:33 PM

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Whoa, let's get our facts straight here. Daughtry fans are illiterate and often get lost trying to locate the internet in the first place.

Posted by: MadisonLibs on January 17, 2008 4:37 PM

I saw those photos and the women are different heights and look different in ways. One of them was in San Diego while the other was on air. Sounds like the truth to me!

Posted by: downtown on January 17, 2008 4:44 PM

THIS IS NOT FAIR TO MR. HICKS. All those insane comments came from about 4 people. I like Mr. Hicks because I love music, I love Ray Charles, Sam Cooke, Marvin Gaye, Jackie Wilson, Solomon Burke, Willie Nelson, and many , many others. I also know music and am educated in music.. I despise American Idol. I very much accidently ran across Mr. Hicks when he was on the show and was impressed. I then found out that he had spent 10 years on the "chiltlin circuit' and had two independent albums. Michael Bolton in no way compares with him. He is a great bandleader, writer, musician, and arranger. And for you to say these things when you have obviously never heard any of his pre AI music is just grossly unfair. I agree when you say he has insane fans, I have no idea why this happened to him, but it is just a real shame, because he is very, very talented. I have no interest in his personal life, I don't need him to turn me on. I just know a fantastic voice and talent when I hear it and see it and this is not right. And it is a few insane , idiotic fans that have caused it. Please, will you at least be fair and listen to his two independent albums and other pre AI music. One of his albums he did with almost no money when he was only 20 and it has incredible arrangments on it plus some original music. You can get his independent cds at Lasers Edge. They are called "In Your Time" and "Under the Radar" or you can find some of his original music at Tay-Online. He never for one minute belonged on AI and it is not right to talk this way about someone you have never seen perform and obviously have never really heard. Go to a show someday, He is an incredible energetic live performer. And a great musician. It is not fair to do this to someone because of a few people who are truly insane. I know you probably won't read this but I must try . I just hate this kind of unfairness. He is a true, pure talent. Here is a link where you can find a few things. http://tay-online.com/

Posted by: susan222 on January 17, 2008 4:48 PM

Radar you are on to something here. Big story along with the Tale of Maybe Two Women IS the fan base(s).

It's like a zoo out there.

Posted by: Sunny on January 17, 2008 4:58 PM

Oh, yes, correct - Taylor Hicks is, unfortunately, wacko-bait. There's a big difference between being a regular fan and being a bat-shit crazy fan, who thinks Taylor Hicks cannot do anything wrong. The fanatical worship is completely unrealistic.

Posted by: midnight11 on January 17, 2008 5:05 PM

Wow, they are rabid. Most Radar articles get few, if any, comments. I never knew this Taylor Hicks dude was so popular.

I guess this is what happens when mom and gramma get the internet.

Posted by: elpea on January 17, 2008 5:08 PM

I actually like Taylor Hicks, think he's talented and wanted him to win Idol. But most of his fans are nuts. All the people that posted in favor of there being two women seemed normal and rational.. but there there's these nut bags that can't fathom their Idol would do anything like that. That is just odd.

Posted by: downtown on January 17, 2008 5:14 PM

HE'S SUNG IN A FORD COMMERICIAL...HAVE YOU?

Posted by: copyranter on January 17, 2008 5:18 PM

This fanbase was nuts from the very beginning when Taylor first appeared on Idol and I was there to witness it on the AI boards and they still are NUTS. I doubt what mandm said is true about posers. The fanatics were always there right from the beginning. In fact, I remember some people were calling the Soul Patrol a cult.

Posted by: midnight11 on January 17, 2008 5:31 PM

Taylor's obviously a lot edgier than he's letting on. He had a trashy fling on the beach and covered it with a fake girlfriend. Maybe if he let his edge out a little more the pathetic ladies would move on and find a real Angelic being to worship.
His original music is good but his fans SUCK.

Radar you Rock!!!

Posted by: rattle on January 17, 2008 5:42 PM

What's clear is that the manufacturers of puffy paint and Bedazzlers have made a freakin' fortune since Taylor won AI. Wonder if there's a way he could get a cut from their profits???

Seriously, let's call a spade a spade and quit pussyfooting around. The rabid fans are much scarier than the panty-tossing women who loved Elvis in the 60's and 70's. I enjoy Taylors' music and will buy more when it's released. But I refuse to make him my raison d'ĂȘtre.

Posted by: anti puffy paint on January 17, 2008 5:45 PM

Why do you care who I masterbate to?

Posted by: leavemealone on January 17, 2008 5:57 PM

415 comments?! And 14 already here? Someone call publishing and change the site's name to radaronhicks.com, which really has a double resonance if you think about, triple even. Yoko like.

Posted by: yoko on January 17, 2008 6:09 PM

Puffy paint is nice...however, I am not much on "homemade clothing". I prefer to buy my clothes. Just sayin'

Posted by: wow on January 17, 2008 7:04 PM

Taylor Hicks is not just a singer. I believe he is the recarnation of Jesus. When you listin to his music you go to a higher place. You can go into a trance when you see him. On his next recrd he will give us a new 10 CoMmandmts so that record will sell many millions but he will give the money to charity. O Taylor, forgive the naysayers in the temple for they know not what they do. Protect us from bad words and thoughts O Taylor Amen.

Posted by: Foreverhisgirl on January 17, 2008 7:20 PM

All AI fanbases are a little off kilter. Check out Rolling Stone to see Daughtry's version in action

Posted by: Mystified on January 17, 2008 8:21 PM

Um, Taylor is not Jesus. Sorry. Nobody is Jesus but Jesus himself.

Posted by: wow on January 17, 2008 8:44 PM

I'm a fan of the man, admired him on Idol, love his taste in music, but man, some of the Soul Patrol fans really freak me out.

Posted by: Sunny on January 17, 2008 9:36 PM

OH, hey looks like the 'Worsters' are showing up.

Foreverhisgirl, the temple, the house of Truth. O yea, seek and ye shall find.

Posted by: Sunny on January 17, 2008 9:47 PM

See, mystified just proves my point, when rawk-god Daughtry gets a negative slam...her come the crazy deranged Daughtry fans out to protect their man.It is true for every fan base.I have no idea why only Taylor's fans get attacked tho.Are you guys just jealous cuz the guy gets so much dedication from his fans or what?

Posted by: mandm on January 17, 2008 10:14 PM

I dont understand what some of you are saying but that's OK you probably dont get me completely either. Its OK if you dont think Taylor could be the recarnation of Jesus, to each their own, right? I hope you find your own Idol and you get hope from Jesus or his recarnation, which to me is Taylor.

Posted by: Foreverhisgirl on January 17, 2008 10:20 PM

LOL

Posted by: Sunny on January 17, 2008 10:28 PM

Oh. My. God.

Posted by: yoko on January 17, 2008 10:32 PM

You know why Radar keeps writing stories about this? It isn't because they believe MFOYA's claim, trust me they could care less, it's because of all the comments and hits to their page.

And, just one more thing......I am a Taylor Hicks fan and I am neither old, fat, crazy or ugly!

Posted by: TupeloHoney on January 17, 2008 10:53 PM

I didn't realize Taylor Hicks fans were Radar fans? What crap am I reading now?

Posted by: etteloc on January 18, 2008 1:56 AM

taylor has overly-invested fans, that's the bottom line. sunny is a great example of that obsessive fan. girl, you are everywhere they mention this guy's name. most of us don't superimpose taylor into our real lives, we just enjoy the guy's music. sunny gives the normal fans a bad name.

Posted by: sunrise on January 18, 2008 2:10 AM

I find all of this heart breaking. If Radar wants to defend that MFOYA trash site, then MFOYA or the other bash sites.

MFOYA is baiting Taylor's supporters into making fools of themselves.

Sunny, You have destroyed any respect that you have had from Taylor and the fandom regarding your blog that you "dedicated" to him as a fan. Taylor has seen all of this and has read your blog. He's very, very dissapointed in you.

I hope you all find peace.

Posted by: Taysupporter on January 18, 2008 7:04 AM

****edit****

If Radar wants to defend the MFOYA site, then Radar obviously is no better than MFOYA or the other bash site.

Posted by: Taysupporter on January 18, 2008 7:07 AM

Taysupporter wrote: "Taylor is disappointed in you."

Let's get one thing straight, you have NO idea who or what Taylor is disappointed in because you.don't.know.Taylor. And this is a classic example of the overinvestment that makes his fans look crazy. Neither MFOYA nor Radar can "bait" people into making fools of themselves. These misguided folks are choosing to post comments that reflect poorly on themselves--and their grasp of the English language.

It's really quite simple. Don't post. If you do post, don't say delusional things like, "Taylor feels x" or "Taylor thinks y" or "I know Taylor wouldn't do z." You don't know jack---or Taylor for that matter.

Posted by: Avatar on January 18, 2008 8:26 AM

It's that these fans feel a sense of ownership because they did vote 6000 times for him. This was their win as much as his. Taylor owes them the truth. He's not allowed to be human and make choices that they don't all agree on. They feel like he needs to get an approval from all the people that voted and made him the American Idol. THAT IS WHAT THE SOUL PATROL THINKS. It's sad but true.

This is not how I feel. I just want the man to put out a Kick Ass record. I still support him and will continue to see his concerts and buy his music. However, I'm not part of the Soul Patrol fan base.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 18, 2008 8:52 AM

Avatar, You have no clue to who I am or what I know. I DO KNOW Taylor personally, and YES I DO KNOW what he thinks of all this.

He could care less about MFOYA's insults but when someone creates a blog and confesses to be a huge supporter of his, then turns around and slams him in public, YES he is VERY dissapointed in them. So DON"T assume that you know me.

This is the problem with people like YOU. YOU and others ASSUME things that YOU know NOTHING about.

I am NOT part of the Soul Patrol and never claimed to be. I am a friend AND supporter of Taylor's. Have been for the last 15 years and will continue to be.

Posted by: Taysupporter on January 18, 2008 10:12 AM

And Avatar, DO NOT tell me or anyone else to not post here. Unless you are the webmaster of this site and send me an email me to that effect, don't tell me what to do.

YOU are the perfect example of why the SP has a bad reputation because of the nonsense you spew out on these public forums.

Posted by: Taysupporter on January 18, 2008 10:19 AM

Taysupporter=I mean Bluzkat =crazy.

Posted by: rattle on January 18, 2008 10:24 AM

For you people who claim to know Taylor, do you realize how crazy you people sound? You have gone off the deep end.

Posted by: midnight11 on January 18, 2008 10:34 AM

Taysupporter, regardless of who you are and what you might be to Mr. Hicks, if you've read my blog I have never disparaged Mr. Hicks. Certainly I might post on another site not approved by the ardent Soul Patrol fan base, but even on and within those posts I have never said a thing negative about the man.

That said, I have in fact, written my disagreements with the Two Women Theory. MFOYA and I have discussed the fact that I have formed my own opinions.

Why attack me for posting on this site when you are doing it and many others who are branded Soul Patrollers? Why not target "mandm"? Her handle appears in almost every article with Taylor's name... Bento was here, we know who that is... to name only a two.

I am not writing anything negative here, or anyplace else. I have never "slammed" Taylor Hicks. You are simply targeting me like the folks posting at that Fanatic Club because I have posted at MFOYA. That is the height of crazy irrationality if I've ever heard it. And please, having a little fun, doesn't make a person bad, mean, or creating a 'slam'. Sense of humor is actually a sign of sanity and intelligence, my dear serious detractor.

Now saying that, this will most likely make you even crazier, IF Mr. Hicks is "so disappointed in me", that is NOT a positive reflection on him. That would be the sign of an individual with a narrow view and an enormous ego to want fans to step in line with only one acceptable viewpoint. I don't think - but then I don't know Mr. Hicks like you claim to - he's an individual with that mindset.

Yes, I have serious doubt about your credibility. Reality is an interesting place, perhaps you should visit.

Posted by: Sunny on January 18, 2008 10:43 AM

I think Taysupporter is just pissed off because they ran out of puffy paint at the Wal*Mart.

Posted by: anti puffy paint on January 18, 2008 11:01 AM

Rattle=crazy!

Not Bluzcat, sorry. Again, making assumptions.

Posted by: Taysupporter on January 18, 2008 11:11 AM

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I think Taysupporter is just pissed off because they ran out of puffy paint at the Wal*Mart.

Posted by: anti puffy paint on January 18, 2008 11:01 AM


You crack my ass up.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 18, 2008 11:13 AM

Taysupporter may simply be one of the Ms. ManyNames roaming site to site changing handles like some change their underwear.

Posted by: Sunny on January 18, 2008 11:14 AM

She's a bedazzler, alright.

Posted by: midnight11 on January 18, 2008 11:17 AM

Sunny, You have serious mental health issues. I hope you find help. And it's not healthy to speak of yourself in that way. Low self esteem-not good.

Posted by: Taysupporter on January 18, 2008 11:19 AM

Sunny, they really hate you at that 'other' site, don't they? I've been there a few times for a good laugh. OMG, funny! Their posts are like novels - where do they find the time? Really scarey, when you think about it. I wonder if Caroline Lyders knows she has a fanclub?

Posted by: midnight11 on January 18, 2008 11:26 AM

Sunny,

Do you have any room on that short bus for Taysupporter?

Posted by: anti puffy paint on January 18, 2008 11:27 AM

Soul Patrol!

Posted by: leavemealone on January 18, 2008 1:07 PM

Hell has just frozen over.

Posted by: bradj on January 18, 2008 5:00 PM

"Taylor has seen all of this and has read your blog. He's very, very dissapointed in you."


Bad bad bad girl! Taylor very disappointed!

Posted by: bradj on January 18, 2008 5:04 PM

Taylor is disappointed in himself. He's sorry that he started this sham.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 18, 2008 5:34 PM

I've been a Taylor fan (of sorts) since his audition on AI. I love jazz and blues and his audition really impressed me. Can't say the same thing about several of his performances on the show though. Since then I've seen in him concert a couple times and bought his TH CD (a disappointment for the most part). I still consider myself a "fan" more or less, and I couldn't care less about this ridiculous girlfriend situation. But I do agree whole-heartedly with the notion that some (not all) but some of Taylor's fans are indeed crazy. If you dare post one negative word about him on a Taylor site (or any site for that matter), you're attacked as a negative hater.

Take for example Taylor's official "HQ" site. The one that cost 25 bucks to join. Someone posted this Radar blog over there. The mods yanked it almost immediately, but not before a few people ranted and raged about the "traitor" and "troll" who dared to post such "garbage" on their peaceful, serene (read: deluded) site. Come on, people! Don't you want to be made aware of the good and the bad that's being said about Taylor? Know what you're up against. Don't keep your head in the sand, pretending the bad press out there doesn't exist or that it's only Taylor-hater-morons spouting it out. Look at it. Address it. Deal with it.

Do you wonder why the Taylor fan sites are drying up? Wonder why there's never more than a couple dozen people online at any given time even on the most active Taylor sites? Think it's odd that even at his official site, there are only a handful of posts every day? Even Taylor doesn't visit his own sites or keep them updated on a regular basis.

I used to think soul patrol was a catchy name. Good way to keep the fans (read: AI voters) united. But now? I cringe when I hear the term. And I often wonder if Taylor does too.

Posted by: just visiting on January 18, 2008 5:41 PM

Just Visiting, Of course he cringes. He even separated his fans from th Soul Patrol on his own site or my space, I can't remember which one. He doesn't manage his HQ. Nor does he have anyone else do it. Maybe crazy ass Lizzbatt is managing his site. He posted more audio blogs and posted more information on the GRAY CHARLES site. I for onw will not renew my membership to the HQ.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 18, 2008 6:02 PM

Us Taylor fans ain't crazy one bit! There ain't nothing wrong with us thinking that Taylor is the next Elvis cause it's the turth, and all you got to do is go to one of his concerts and see the way he sweats to see that it is. Plus who else do you know that could sell millions of copies of their records the way that Taylor has, and he did it without even one of his songs being played on the radio. Everybody knows that the only reason Clive had him dumped from his label is because he knew that Taylor was more popular than that Daughtry boy, but he just didn't want anyone else to find out. Don't anyone worry though, cause he's gonna be back with not only a new record contract, but a new CD that I know will debut at number 0ne, and you watch, it's gonna stay there for at least a few years. Taylor's gonna take home every Grammy there is next year, and I wouldn't be surprised if they don't make a holiday in honor of him. There ain't never been someone as talented as that man is, so don't you believe what you read about him, cause most of it ain't true at all. There's just too many of them jealous people out there that want to see Taylor fail, but it ain't gonna happen. Why, he even drew crowds of 100 people on his recent overseas tour, and if that don't tell you how popular that boy is, then nothing will.

Posted by: Hicks4eva on January 18, 2008 8:03 PM

I think these crazy ass fans are in denial. BECAUSE how come all these blogs are out there and Hicks never tried to shut them down? Sienna Miller got accused of possibly being the reason Sean Penn and his wife are getting a divorce and her lawyers are all over the Daily News ass. Claiming "outrageous," "false," and "highly defamatory," and saying "My client will not hesitate to file suit when necessary to protect her rights."

But Hicks is being accused of something even worse! There's this Radar article and a bunch of blogs calling Hicks a liar, saying he lied to the press, switched the women out, had a fake girlfriend, is scamming the public, staged sightings, staged photos, the fake girlfriend is a conniving, user, careerist and NO ONE HAS DONE ANYTHING?

Well alrighty then. It's obviously because he doesn't have a case. Truth is the only defense against libel and it's an easy defense, but seem to me that all this shit is true. Hicks switched women out, got a fake girlfriend, scammed the media and the other chick is a careerist user.

Next thought, what an idiot.

End of story.

Posted by: robot on January 18, 2008 8:09 PM

Hicks4evah.... I'm as big a fan of Taylor's asanyone. But that last post you made makes me have to get out my waders. The shit is getting deep in here.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 18, 2008 8:39 PM

OMG, OMG, Taylor may have had a fake girlfriend. This is serious, truly serious. Yep, makes me want to stop being a fan. Get a life, people. Who really cares? Only those bent on bringing him down some more. Clay Aiken has refused to answer personal questions about himself. And, why? Because he said people will believe what they want anyway, so, why bother? What's wrong with you people? Starved for attention, or can't wait to throw stones at others from your ivory towers? Personally, I don't care one way or the other who was with him on the beach. It's so.........history. Leave the man alone, you pathetic bunch of internet bullies.

Posted by: hicksfanforever77 on January 18, 2008 11:25 PM

Sunny: You are stuck so far up MFOYA's ass it isn't even funny. It's a good think MFOYA's identity is kept secret or she would need a restraining order against you. In fact, I think you have the hots for her!

Posted by: TupeloHoney on January 18, 2008 11:47 PM

I don't think Radar even has any idea how SERIOUSLY crazy these fans are!!!! There's this one site that all they do is sit around and talk all day about the horrible things that the 2 women conspiracy blog has done. They are called now the Fanatic site. They are convinced people are just there to ruin Taylor Hicks -- this innocent, helpless man. They rant and rant and rant for hours! After Radar published this article, one of the very psycho fans by the name of Henry8 posted this psycho post. The funniest part is, she knows that the 2 woman blog won't let her post it so she posts it somewhere else ??? just hoping they read it!! Now that's a real need to be heard. You woulda thunk someone stabbed her son :::


You fucking idiots. idiots. idiots.
You are the one they are calling crazy. You are the idiots on radar. This is exactly what I told you would happen and exactly what you wanted to happen. You are truly the scum of the earth . You have caused this for Taylor and I hope you are proud and happy. I have no doubt that you are.
But you will not win. I see him picking up more fans every day. I will not tell you how I know because you would set about to destroy that I am sure. I hope you rot in hell.

Posted by: crazy on January 18, 2008 11:48 PM

I will break my rule about not adding to this nonsense just to say that the last post with the name "crazy" was not written by anyone named crazy. That name belongs strickly to mfoya and her few recruits.
mfoya copied and pasted it from another board and brought it here. Such sweet people they are. Their favorite passtime since they have run out of ideas and their insane theories have been thorougly laughed at.
But the post is right, they certainly are idiots and have given radar plenty to laugh at lately.
But I want it to be clear that the post was written to express the persons thoughts about mfoya and her merry band of kool aid drinkers, noone else.
It was a moments bit of anger about these fools, but then it became clear what litte nothings they are, and no longer of any importance to anyone.
If they have any brain cells left I would ask them.
What part of nobody cares do you not understand?

Posted by: one mad fan on January 19, 2008 2:19 PM

Anyone that would get that riled up over some American Idol dude has serious mental issues. "you are scum of the earth" "I hope you rot in hell"

I'd get a restraining order.

Posted by: fletch on January 19, 2008 2:31 PM

Just one more thing, I didn't want my screen name associated with this silliness but when I read more carefully I saw the sweethearts at mfoya had posted it. That is such a sweet thing to do. They are lovely people. Not. And I didn't have to HOPE they would read it, I knew they would. Its all they do.
But since they did post it. Yes, this is Henry8, and the last time they will ever hear DIRECTLY from me.
I did not feel that someone stabbed my son, I just hate to see unfairness and injustice for anyone. But after I said that , I had a revelation about just how incredibly stupid and pathetic this all is. Words cannot express the unimportance of these people. Mr. Hicks, I have been told ,doesn't care . nobody cares. Nobody.
And Thats All Folks.

Posted by: one mad fan on January 19, 2008 2:33 PM

Holy. Crap. Alex, great title for the article. What is wrong with you people? Lighten up. Do you not have anything else going on? Other then to be so outraged that someone is accusing your hero of something less then acceptable? There's a big world out there with so many things to be upset over. Like Tom Cruise.

This article is about you.

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: hollywood on January 19, 2008 2:48 PM

one mad fan said "What part of nobody cares do you not understand?"


Ummm....I think you'd better ask yourself that question, my dear. For somebody who doesn't care, you sure used a lot of bandwith to express yourself.

Posted by: anti puffy paint on January 19, 2008 3:19 PM

like my screen name says........ moveon

Taylor has.

Posted by: moveon on January 19, 2008 5:04 PM

bandwidth...heh heh....

Posted by: wow on January 19, 2008 7:44 PM

How dare you! We are not crazy! We are here to defend our favorite entertainer. Taylor is a very honest human being. He's been very gracious to us. You can't prove any of the shit that's been out there. You are all pathetic!

Posted by: Dirtynelly on January 19, 2008 9:07 PM

Dirty Nelly? Okay, that's a nasty name. You fuckin' pervert!

Posted by: wow on January 19, 2008 9:09 PM

It's a name of a bar...asshole!

Posted by: Dirtynelly on January 19, 2008 9:10 PM

fuck you. you are a piece of fucking shit...I bet you'd suck taylor hick's dick iin a heartbeat you fucking whore.

Posted by: wow on January 19, 2008 9:11 PM

I am an upstanding human being and I certaintly don't need to lower myself you your level! Go and have your wild sex fantasies that you probably have had about Taylors dick and fuck yourself!

Posted by: Dirtynelly on January 19, 2008 9:14 PM

I don't want to suck his dick. I said you could suck his dick. Stop trying to twist my words. You are a fucktard.

Posted by: wow on January 19, 2008 9:16 PM

Look here! I don't want to suck anyones dick..you are a pathetic piece of shit who is bound and determined to insult the man I adore. We are loyal fans who will stick up for him no matter what!..so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

Posted by: Dirtynelly on January 19, 2008 9:20 PM

the only thing I'll stick in my pipe is a cock and it won't be taylor's. You are pathetic dirty nelly. Go fuck taylor in your dreams....I"m sure you'll get all wet. You cumslut.

Posted by: wow on January 19, 2008 9:22 PM

Hey "wow" glad to see Radar posting the un-intelligent wordings of a Taylor-hater! it just shows the world how low and pathetic you really are!

Posted by: Dirtynelly on January 19, 2008 9:26 PM

I am a good person. you are a koolaid drinker. You suck. Go stick your head in the koolaid jar and get the sensation!

Posted by: wow on January 19, 2008 9:27 PM

Drown your self in that jar ok???

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 19, 2008 11:02 PM

Yeah there were a lot of posts, but that doesn't represent a lot of readers.

That entire thread was a conversation between 4 or 5 people insulting each other (through multiple identities)

Half worship the guy. The other half hate him with the same obsessive ferocity.

Apparently Hicks inspires a large amount of passion is a small group of people on both sides.

I understand his 'fans' zealous interest, but why are so many others investing so much energy in despising the guy, especially if he is so irrelevant and lame?

Posted by: JBinder on January 20, 2008 12:30 AM

These posts are TFF, I get the impression they are all a bunch of crazy ass Taylor's fans that are chugging down a lot of Kool aid, but in different flavors. I want to go to the next Taylor concert, not because I like the guy, but because I want to video record these old broads in a crusing match, hitting each other with their purses. A bunch of Taylor's old batty fans throwing down, now that would make a hilarious , You- Tube video.

Posted by: katty on January 20, 2008 7:02 AM

katty...as long as they remove their red hats first! Heh heh!

Posted by: wow on January 20, 2008 9:31 AM

But they have to be wearing the Puffy painted shirts and bedazzled clothes. That will lokk sparkley on video.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 20, 2008 9:52 AM

Katty...I wouldn't even bother to try to video that skirmish...you wouldn't be able to see anything with all of the "woo dust" flying around.

Posted by: anti puffy paint on January 20, 2008 10:53 AM

HAHAHAH! You guys kill me! I think that happened. The old hags started throwing ice at each other. God, I wish I had seen that.

Posted by: midnight11 on January 20, 2008 11:43 AM

You people are sick. Why don't you stop it right now. Taylor has done nothing to any of you. He is an innocent man being accused of doing things he would NEVER do. He would never lie to his fans and make up some ridiculous story. He is not the type of man to do something like this or to go on the beach with a woman who was not a nice girl. Why are you making these horrible stories up about him!? Does it bother you that he is not scummy like this magazine? That he is one of the good, pure, clean men that is left out there? Shame on all of you. Taylor brought music back into my life when it was GONE. He brought a smile to my face when I felt I could not smile again. He IS the soul man. Full of heart and soul. He helps children. He has charities. He would not LIE to his fans. We ARE his family.

Posted by: Diane on January 20, 2008 11:49 AM

Yup, Diane...that is all true. But you forget to mention that he farts glitter and shits rainbows...

Posted by: anti puffy paint on January 20, 2008 11:59 AM

Saint Taylor. He's like the pope! Kiss his hand!

Posted by: midnight11 on January 20, 2008 12:07 PM

Holy Shit...reading these posts is a lot more fun than my Sunday paper comics section. Diane, you cannot be serious, that is just snark ..right? right? Taylor's fans are really not that nuts. Anti puffy paint.. if that glitter and rainbow shoots out of Taylor's ass and ice cubes are sailing through the air give me a shout ..I want to make the award winning video of 2008.

Posted by: katty on January 20, 2008 12:12 PM

Radar is not a reputable magazine. It's easy to toss around ridiculous accusations about famous people. Like in this instance, it's easy to spread the lie that the woman on the beach was not Caroline Lyders. The woman on the beach is supposedly taller. Oh really! Where's the proof? Caroline's ears are set lower on her head. You don't say! Where's the proof? Can you put your money where your mouth is, Radar? No, you can't. So you're no better than the hate sites that started the lie you're perpetuating.

Posted by: DramaKing on January 20, 2008 12:46 PM

And one more thing, if it is ever proven that the woman on the beach was not Caroline Lyders, I'll eat my crown.

Posted by: DramaKing on January 20, 2008 12:52 PM

Diane you have to be kidding me. Taylor is not a perfect man. He is far from it. He's a regular man just like our husbands. He farts, shits, he scratches his balls in the morning.He cusses, drinks and smokes. Oh yeah I bet he has a recreation Joint once in a while. Who knows what all he does behind closed hotel doors. He's moody as hell. I know all of this is true but I still love him anyway. Why don't you back away from the Kool aid and be a real fan and accept him as he is. This is the problem. He thinks he has to be a perfect person. No one is perfect. And you know what happens to people that think they can never live up to everyones expectations?? They are headed for failure. PLEASE accept Taylor for who he is. He is just a man. He's not perfect. If you really cared about him you would accept that he has faults like the rest of us.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 20, 2008 1:07 PM

dang it I am weak, I just had to post once more. this is NO LONGER MAD FAN
JUST VERY AMUSED FAN.
I imagine that everyone here knows that the Diane above is just another troll who put up a post to give the other trolls something to respond to. How familiar all that is. Really people, theres hardly anyone left dumb enough to fall for that anymore.
I wanted to say something to someone called Fletch above who said I may need mental help. I don't disagree with you man, if I were like that all the time I would need something. Maybe a shot of whiskey. That was a very temporary blow up brought on by months of frustration. And then it was over. For Good. I meant what I said but I am sorry that I said it in public, it was stupid. And I'm not afraid to admit when I am wrong. Not in the least. Okay now that I've said that, I truly am done with this silliness. I won't be back. Promise.

Posted by: one mad fan on January 20, 2008 1:58 PM

Goodbye One mad fan..... Good riddance. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 20, 2008 2:10 PM

Taylor farts glitter?

Posted by: wow on January 20, 2008 2:13 PM

Yeah and he shits like a cave man too.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 20, 2008 2:21 PM

Fuck the video..hell I think I will be able to do a whole documentary. This is truly a look into the psychology deteriotion, of the American public, caused not by war, UFO's landing, plagues or famine, but by a contestant of a reality show. We now have a crown eater, I will gladly add some whipped cream to the top of that crown and a cold beer to help you wash it down if I can film you doing that, .. King of drama. There is now a mad fan admitting she needs mental help, and stomping off with the door hitting her in the ass on the way out, and to top it off ..Taylor shitting like a caveman. Priceless

Posted by: katty on January 20, 2008 2:58 PM

OMG...... you guys are STILL here?

Give it up already and MOVE ON.............. Taylor has!

Posted by: moveon on January 20, 2008 3:18 PM

Taylor's now has a bouncer too!!..move on folks, I said move on..nothing to see here just the gruesome trainwreck of his fanbase.

Posted by: katty on January 20, 2008 3:37 PM

Get Yo Ass outta here Biotch

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 20, 2008 3:38 PM

Taylor is a great singer. Fact! Taylor didn't need Idol to become a star. Fact! Taylor helps sick children. Fact! Taylor loves his elderly fanbase. Fact! Taylor may not be perfect but he's damn near close. He would NEVER hook up with a skank. Fact!

I can't wait until they get married and have a child together, then Radar can swoop in and accuse them of switching the baby with another one at the hospital.

Posted by: soulpatrolgirl on January 20, 2008 3:53 PM

If the baby was from a skank he would probably say it was from a news anchor. Don't want to tarnish that image, ya know?

Posted by: rattle on January 20, 2008 4:36 PM

I hope for Tay's sake that WAS someone else on the beach. HE can do a lot better than Caroline Lyders. She is a big fat nobody. This is more fame than she was ever going to get. She should be glad people are questioning whether it was her on the beach. It serves to extend her 15 minutes of fame. The fans who like her are laughable. Even more so now that Taylor's completely cut off any association he had with her. Good riddance!

Posted by: Granny4Tay on January 20, 2008 4:43 PM

I think I feel ice cubes starting to whiz past me. Video camera on and ready . I installed a "woo dust " filter over the lens.I'm ready for the showdown. I think one side of this fanbase may have a plethora of glitter guns and I'm afraid if I take a direct hit , I may become delusional and actually believe Taylor farts rainbows and glitter. Could someone Please watch my back for any crazyass who may try to sneak up and spray me with that glitter..I really prefer to live in a land of reality. Thanks!!

Posted by: katty on January 20, 2008 4:47 PM

Hey, Granny for tay, which one are you? There are so many. LOL. No offense. Just popping in to say that Taylor Hicks has fans who are young and sexy and yes I am one of them. If I do say so myself. LOL Radar is awesome. Love the gossip. Keep it coming, Radar!

Posted by: SexyGal on January 20, 2008 4:52 PM

Yeah we are all so much cooler online........ And sexier too.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 20, 2008 5:10 PM

OMG! Lyders' real boyfriend, the wannabe singer-actor Aaron, is behind all the hate sites! Duh! Hes even more jealous than the old lady soulpatrollers who stalk Taylor at his bus after concerts. Radar should talk to that dude. See what he has to say for himself. No way he's cool with Taylor Hicks running off with his girlfriend of 15 years. That's right! Hicks broke up a longtime couple! So no he's not perfect. Bite me, old lady soulpatrolers!!

Posted by: AaronLovesCaroline on January 21, 2008 11:11 AM

That's ridiculous. I highly doubt Aaron is involved in any of this. Like most of us, he most likely reads it to get a laugh.

Posted by: midnight11 on January 21, 2008 11:56 AM

Ruff Ruff!!!

Posted by: wow on January 21, 2008 4:03 PM

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah

Posted by: anti puffy paint on January 21, 2008 5:23 PM

Hey everyone, I'm a total Taylor fan who never put him up on a pedestal, but I am realistic when it comes to certain bloggers, stories, rumors etc.Yes, there are over zealous fans for every idol and I have said a time or two that some think they own this guy , but I frequent many Taylor boards and can safely say I have yet to read a poster that thinks Taylor can do no wrong.They are just being positive.They are very realistic about Taylor.The poster above is becoming a very known trick to pretend to be an overly-dramatic, infatuated, Taylor can do wrong fan so others can call the soul patrol crazy etc.When in fact, that poster isn't anyway shape or form a Taylor fan.All they try to do is give his fans a bad name and unfortunately, some people fall for it. Most people are smart enough not to buy into internet rumors, especially when they are as silly as this one.

Posted by: mandm on January 21, 2008 5:48 PM

okay let me get this conspiracy straight. Taylor's fans are very sexy young women, but because they do not want to appear skanky toTaylor who walks on water and can part seas, these sexy goddess like ladies disguise themselves as elderly women dressed in glitter and puffy paint.. Taylor's pretend G/F's ex B/F helps the bloggers who lay with their keyboards on the grassknoll and he barks when things get a litlte too glittery. There are posters who pretend to be crazy Soul patollers to make them look even crazier...I really do not think from the posts here they need too much help to establish that . I think they can get certified all on their own.

Posted by: katty on January 21, 2008 7:54 PM

Katty, you are too caught up in the bs.I never said all his fans were young sexy women did I?Who cares anyway?Let these women enjoy themselves.How are they hurting you by enjoying, in their own way, Taylor Hicks?You act like you are on a mission to tear down anyone who is a fan of Taylor.Why do you feel that way?

Posted by: mandm on January 21, 2008 10:52 PM

Gus: It must really be something, making stuff up all the time. Catherine: Yeah, it teaches you how to lie. Gus: How's that? Catherine: You make stuff up, it has to be believable. It's called suspension of disbelief.

Movie, Basic Instinct - 1992

Posted by: katty on January 22, 2008 12:42 PM

katty,
it looks like it's bunny boiling time.

Taylor Hicks Fanbase - 2008

Posted by: moveon on January 23, 2008 12:04 AM

Mandm, you are just as caught up in this crap as everyone else. You have posted and posted on the Splash site and now you are over here.

This is a loosing battle. give it a rest and move on....

Posted by: Taysupporter on January 23, 2008 12:17 AM

Ohhhh busted Mandm

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 23, 2008 12:45 AM

Taysupporter, why are you over here then? Busted for what?And Taysupporter, I don't know who you are and don't really care, cuz you have been posting all thru this claiming to know Taylor.Why don't YOU give it a rest and move on.I have every right to voice my opinion and I haven't been out of line at all.Very supportive of Taylor and his fans so I really don't know what your getting at.Let me remind you, even if you know Taylor, you don't OWN him. Get off your high horse and quit telling me, a Taylor fan, to quit supporting him. As a matter of fact, why are you on the splash site also?Only you can post and noone else?

Posted by: mandm on January 23, 2008 10:43 PM

Yeah Taysupporter, Go park your high horse in another stall.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 23, 2008 11:25 PM

YO...what chu talkin bout here is freakin my mind. Da place is mixed with da flavor of da who's and da who's not. So, what's up with dis jive? Da man ain't got no fansite to be in and wants to know where's he should go. So, where does you suggest cause I want to speak my mind. Da fansites are like da many streekts dat a big city's got. Anyone here know where a man can lay his hat? and do da chat? I likes Taylor but I wants to know mo. I heard of da Boogie Board and a few others too.

Posted by: babyphat on January 24, 2008 2:50 AM

"Some have mounted their horses in response, and others are saddling up. Some have tied up their bridles, and others have already ridden off."
Sri Guru Granth Sahib

Posted by: katty on January 24, 2008 8:32 AM

It's sad that you need to berate others and bitch about Taylor's fans. Perhaps you haven't been getting laid lately and you're jealous that there are women who "have chosen Taylor Hicks as their not-so-secret masturbation fantasy."

Fuck you.

Posted by: spg on January 24, 2008 12:38 PM

Ohhhh Snap SPG. You are such a bad ass. But that's cool. I'm down wit dat.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 24, 2008 1:22 PM

spg is an fucktard

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 24, 2008 1:27 PM

babyphat: Your jive talk SUCKS. Is this is what you really meant to say?


YO...whut chu rapin bout here be freakin mah' mind. Da place be mixed wid da flavo' uh da who's and da who's not. Man! So, whut's down wid dis JIBE? Da joker ain't gots no fansite t'be in and wantsa know where's he should go. 'S coo', bro. So, where duz ya' suggest cause ah' wanna rap mah' mind. Da fansites is likes da many streekts dat some big city's gots. Any sucka here know where some man kin lay his hat? and do da chat? ah' likess Taylo' but ah' wantsa know mo. 'S coo', bro. ah' heard uh da Boogie Bo'd and some few oders too. 'S coo', bro.

Posted by: anti puffy paint on January 24, 2008 1:57 PM

Ew, SPG......that's gross......if I were going to masturbate to a musician it certainly wouldn't be to Taylor Hicks. I prefer someone a little sexier. Not that Taylor's a loozer, but eh......I'm more into his music than his dick.

Posted by: wow on January 24, 2008 3:51 PM

SPG...do you have those fantasies about Taylor? not all fans have that same fantasy! I love his music....that's all

Posted by: Dirtynelly on January 24, 2008 4:03 PM

Anti puffy paint.... I need a interpreter for all that gangsta talk

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 24, 2008 4:40 PM

here is a little bit if Taylor with a twist of Gangsta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BN1KSL_8Aw

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 24, 2008 7:07 PM

Hey Jollyman dirty sanchez,

Dat be de waaay coo'est video I've seen in ages. To all dose Kool-aid drinkers who dink dat Taylo' be not baaaad...boy, is you barkin' down de wrong tree! Right on! Dat Taylo' Hicks be one seriously baaaad mofo! Right on!

Posted by: anti puffy paint on January 24, 2008 8:43 PM

O.M. F. G. .I'm so glad I logged onto this site and have been following the comments. Fan behavior is hilarious. Thanks,Dirty Sanchez for posting that video. That is some well done funny ass shit right there.
That video made me a believer that Taylor really does have the power to have millons of women get themselves off in mass wanking rituals...oh wait.. fuck..I thought I was drinking coke..damn who the hell slipped me a glass of Kool-aid.

Posted by: katty on January 24, 2008 10:47 PM

Yo, dat ain't no diffrance dan what I asked. How bout da answers to even dis out. Da man has da fans and dats da facts, just tell me where do ya go to talk some good trash. I aint into bashin and trashin da man, he needs to have fun with a good woman. Yo, we aint no perfect society, but dis talkin down should be history. Whats da diffrence in all dat he do? It don't matta cause it ain't up to you. Peace Bros

Posted by: babyphat on January 25, 2008 12:26 AM

Here's a video link for those that think he's a perfect little choir boy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoK45EbH2I4

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 25, 2008 8:32 AM

dirty sanchez, I know you like Taylor and that's all good, but what exactly is your mission here?To school those fans who you think believe that he can do no wrong?I highly doubt that there is a fan out here that actually thinks he's a perfect choir boy.Why does it matter to you what other fans think of Taylor?

Posted by: mandm on January 25, 2008 11:20 PM

Mandm I have no mission here. Just highly annoyed by those that are so dope

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 26, 2008 12:06 PM

doped up on the Taylor Koolaid that they don't know fantasy from reality.

Posted by: dirty sanchez on January 26, 2008 12:08 PM

dirty sanchez, can you honestly say, w/o a doubt that these posters are actually Taylor fans and not haters trying to give his fans a bad rep?

Posted by: mandm on January 26, 2008 10:31 PM

Comment:
"okay let me get this conspiracy straight. Taylor's fans are very sexy young women, but because they do not want to appear skanky toTaylor who walks on water and can part seas, these sexy goddess like ladies disguise themselves as elderly women dressed in glitter and puffy paint.. Taylor's pretend G/F's ex B/F helps the bloggers who lay with their keyboards on the grassknoll and he barks when things get a litlte too glittery. There are posters who pretend to be crazy Soul patollers to make them look even crazier...I really do not think from the posts here they need too much help to establish that . I think they can get certified all on their own."

Man, This katty chick has it Down. Pat.

Posted by: SRV on January 26, 2008 10:44 PM

I'm not a kook or an fat horny middle aged mama but I admit I saw something appealing in Hicks on Idol. A friend got tickets to see him at The Beacon in NYC and he and the band rocked. it was an awesome show and I couldn't stay in my seat. I'd see him again. who cares who his fans are, he knows music and puts on a great show. Leave the ladies along, let them have their fun. he's good.

Posted by: kimboo on February 7, 2008 12:17 AM


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