GAME FACE Farrell
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With Sundance 2008 now a thing of the past, the storied streets of Park City must bid adieu to the celebrities and
absurdist musical socialites who graced them only a week before. What better way to pay tribute to the cadre of partying luminaries than with a rundown of the week's best and worst personalities?
The Irishman was omnipresent. With a herd of fellow countrymen in tow, the gaggle helped to drain the town of its most watery beer, loosest sluts, and freest gifts from overeager vendors. A close runner-up would be Mary-Kate Olsen, who trailed the scraggly actor nearly everywhere he went like a lost puppy/groupie/virus.
Every party we went to, The Rookie was there, often finagling with doormen to get his large entourage in. In his defense, in the absence of hyper tramps (see Farrell, above), booze is said to be the best way to keep one warm in such trying climates.
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AKA "The Thin Creepy Man" from Charlie's Angels or George McFly from Back to the Future, Glover is known for some particularly odd movie choices (remember Willard?). The actor was by far the weirdest person spotted trolling the streets. Not only was he, to our knowledge, entirely uninvolved with a Sundance film, he often loaded up with swag in hopes that someone might recognize him. Fear not, Crispin. We know who you are; we even like you. We just don't want your autograph.
With the reassertion of rape charges against the former NYPD Blue actor recently surfacing, you'd think Morales would've wanted to lay low and weather the storm of negative press. But the actor took in more than a few flicks and parties, and when Radar spotted him across the bar at Tao one night, we got chills just looking at him. And not the horny kind we get when looking at, say, Carla Bruni.