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< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence Ron Paul Army Feels Itchy and Scratchy
In addition to composing this truth-exposing anthem about the government's nanomicrobes, Von Kleist has also produced a devastating documentary that lays bare the government's complicity in orchestrating the 9/11 attacks. Von Kleist joins Poker Face on the RonPaulapalooza slate, a band that loves the rock group Boston but hates the "Satanic Jews" who "need to be cleansed from our planet." Both acts, along with anyone else who shows up for the massive summer bash, will of course be sprayed with poison by planes flown by Jewish pilots and then sent to die in secret federal prisons because RONPAULAPALOOZA IS ACTUALLY A GOVERNMENT STING DESIGNED TO FLUSH OUT AND SILENCE THOSE WHO'VE DISCOVERED THE TRUTH ABOUT THEIR SINISTER PLANS. Keep your heads on a swivel, Paultards. 
Fools and their rights are soon parted. You focus an fanciful foolery while Rome Burns. The Economic Catastrophe that Ron Paul has forewarned is upon us. His monetary understanding will be vindicated in 2008. May your children reap what you sow. I vote for virtue; I vote for Ron Paul. Posted by: PainfullyAware on January 23, 2008 2:46 AM Hilarious. Posted by: Meg_Ohhhh on January 23, 2008 9:42 AM I for one welcome our return to a currency based on the shininess of rocks. That makes a lot more sense than one that's based on the strength of your economy, because everyone loves rocks, as long as they're shiny. I appreciate a candidate that wants to make a world where I have to guess at how many fingers I will find in my can of almonds and turn my house into a fortress to keep out marauding gangs of vigilantes and mercenaries. I vote for Paultopia; I vote for Ron Paul. Incidentally, I also hate Journalists, bankErs, ivory toWer academics, and liberalS. Posted by: Randroid on January 23, 2008 7:18 PM Advertisement |
    
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