In the fallout of that nutty nine-minute Scientology commercial, everyone with a black turtleneck, handy-cam, and Internet access (except Steve Jobs) is unleashing a Tom Cruise parody onto the Web. Following the background clip above, indulge in Radar's roundup of some of the best TC spoofs the Internet has to offer (you're welcome). Enjoy Craig Ferguson's freaky facial expressions, relish the way-gay Iceman/Maverick moment, and try not to get seduced by the glorious guffawing and hypnotic hand gestures.

Who's to really say these are parodies, though?

Viral videos could be just another part of a Mission Impossible-type scheme where aliens wearing fake masks disseminate the KSW to the SP's. So if you find yourself saluting a portrait of LRH and repeatedly muttering "we are the authorities" to yourself, don't say we didn't warn you.