We were hesitant to introduce you to the new breed of American Gladiators until it became clear that they'd be around for a while. Now that NBC has ordered a second season of the testosterone fest (after just two episodes!), we confidently present the oily men who will dominate your nightmares (and potentially dreams) for the next year. Our favorite line comes from the relatively articulate Toa, who says of the contenders: "Basically, they're walking into a lion's den wearing a pork chop suit."