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•I Tumblr 4 Ya: Twenty-one-year-old David Karp, with his svelte little application Tumblr, won't sell your private details to big corporations or show your boss that picture of you spilling a Cosmo all over yourself. Unless you want him to.
•Unholy Matrimony: Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have divorced just two weeks after their fairytale wedding on the magical island of Bora Bora.
•Spiritual healing: In an attempt to make things right again, Amy Winehouse hopes to record an album of Jewish holiday tunes, which would be the perfect soundtrack to every Manischewitz-soaked Channukah house party.
•Cruising Tom's church: Montreal-based guerrilla investigator Ian Halperin, in Hollywood Undercover, poses as closeted Israeli gay royalty in a bid to woo Tom Cruise's precious Church of Scientolology.