The thought popped into your head while watching George W. Bush autograph all those 2007 State of the Union Address official programs: eBay. And now, the first have started cropping up. No signed books were for sale at post time, mind you, but give it a day or so—just long enough for the Sharpie-wagging lawmakers who surged on Dubya after his speech to lose their Bush boners. A note accompanying one unscathed 2007 speech program (current bid: $31) teased, "At the end of the 2007 address, you saw the president autographing some of the 2007 address booklets..."