No doubt reeling from news that former girlfriend (at least on TV) Lauren Conrad is back with ex-boyfriend Stephen Colletti, Malibu Lothario Brody Jenner finds solace in a tender New Year's Eve-Eve embrace with who we're sure is a pious, upstanding young lass at LAX in Las Vegas. "Britney Canada Whore" from his iPhone, perhaps? Either way, here's to hoping that Jenner and star-crossed lover Conrad can work things out before The Hills starts up again.

More photos of Jenner and his blue miniskirt-clad Juliet after the jump!