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Finding Your Pot O' Stinky Gold

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Have you ever had the desire to shit gold? If so, today's your lucky day: The Gold Pill is a 20mm capsule filled with 23K gold leaf that, when swallowed, literally turns your brown business into the color of honey wheat (it also supposedly makes your poop sparkle). Which, when we think about it, totally seems like a fun parlor trick, if the damn thing didn't cost $425 a poop. Ahem, pop.
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Yet another sign of the excessive wealth the western world has.

Posted by: etteloc on December 12, 2007 12:14 PM

You needed golden turd pills to tell you that?

Posted by: what on December 12, 2007 10:26 PM

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