Some people take that extra "victory lap" year of college, but Paul Janka, the self-appointed serial seducing author of rapey date manual How to Get Laid in New York, and Harvard man—took a staggering nine years to get his degree. Perhaps he was too busy honing his craft and scheming his way into the pants of our nation's brightest young women, one slow fauxtini at a time?

According to the registrar's office at Harvard, a fresh-faced young Janka arrived in Cambridge Square in '93 but didn't actually receive his degree in physics until 2002. (His Facebook profile claims he got his degree in '97.) Janka says he was starting an internet company. Perhaps ivyleaguesexaddictswhojustwantlove.com?

Radar asked Janka how the media storm is affecting his game ...

Has all the media attention you've received for your promiscuous ways, (and all the outrage from women offended by those noted seduction methods), actually resulted in even more sex? The Janka stirred from his black satin sheets to answer: "There's been a pick-up in 'no effort' tail that arrives at my door. Like take-out."

Got that ladies? You're like take-out. Comforting, tasty even. But strangely stale and touched by the elements.

Does all the ass these crazy loose New York women hand out have any added value? Admits Janka: "It's not quite the same as home-cooked."

Paul, call me.