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< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence Paul Janka's Nine-year Plan of Lust STUDENT OF LOVE Janka According to the registrar's office at Harvard, a fresh-faced young Janka arrived in Cambridge Square in '93 but didn't actually receive his degree in physics until 2002. (His Facebook profile claims he got his degree in '97.) Janka says he was starting an internet company. Perhaps ivyleaguesexaddictswhojustwantlove.com? Radar asked Janka how the media storm is affecting his game ... Has all the media attention you've received for your promiscuous ways, (and all the outrage from women offended by those noted seduction methods), actually resulted in even more sex? The Janka stirred from his black satin sheets to answer: "There's been a pick-up in 'no effort' tail that arrives at my door. Like take-out." Got that ladies? You're like take-out. Comforting, tasty even. But strangely stale and touched by the elements. Does all the ass these crazy loose New York women hand out have any added value? Admits Janka: "It's not quite the same as home-cooked." Paul, call me. 
Play on, Playuh. Play on... Posted by: Bill Gahammer on December 20, 2007 1:59 PM Janka, the man who beat Copperfield at his own game. Posted by: MadisonLibs on December 20, 2007 2:10 PM
Posted by: escoBam on December 20, 2007 3:22 PM "One good exercise is to pass patio restaurants on a summer night, and notice how many women are eating with other women (especially in NYC). You think they want to be eating with their complaining, whining friend, who is depressed and with whom they have to split the bill? Of course not! They'd jump at the opportunity to be with a guy, so ask them out and then bang the shit out of them!" Okay, there have been world religions founded on less prescient observations than this... Posted by: Bill Gahammer on December 21, 2007 2:25 PM Advertisement I just became aware of this guy do to a close friend having been prayed upon by him... luckily to no avail thanks to this website and many other putting this insatiable creep on every unsuspecting single ladies' radar. Posted by: pink13 on February 6, 2008 1:13 PM |
    
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