Good news for British TV viewers: Mockney chanteuse Lily Allen will have her own talk show on BBC Three next spring. Since it's 2007, there's the required balderdash about an innovative "social networking" component, but essentially Lily Allen and Friends will be a blend of "chat, music, and celebrity interviews," and, hopefully, the occasional third nipple flash. If we're lucky, the BBC will try to pair the program with Cooking Up with Amy Winehouse, in which the death-courting songstress provides tips about hygiene, what foods go best with a 24-hour absinthe binge, and how to get black tar heroin stains out of the carpet. [Times UK]