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Radar Brokers Fabio-Clooney Peace Accord

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INCREASE THE PEACE Fabio, Clooney
Former hunk Fabio may have boasted about how he "schooled" current hunk George Clooney during their recent fracas at an L.A. restaurant, but it appears he's now willing to extend his rival an olive branch.

The dust-up started when Clooney gave the finger to Fabio and a bunch of female dinner companions and ended with the onetime "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" pitchman calling Clooney "not even half a man" and a "scum bag." Many feared that peace between two of America's most popular recipients of unbridled female passion would be unattainable. It appears that Fabio and Clooney, however, have reached an agreement over a shared love: motorcycles.

Fabio, who talks about his bike obsession in our December issue, tells Radar, "I wish Mr. Clooney all the best. If George wants to go for a ride sometime, I'd consider taking him up on the offer."

Clooney would probably have to ride bitch.

In September, he suffered a fractured rib (his cocktail-waitress girlfriend broke her foot) after colliding with a Mazda in New Jersey. Last week, he went so far as to blame the well-documented driving woes of Britney Spears on the paparazzi, telling Entertainment Tonight that the reason stars like him and Britney keep crashing is because of "bounty hunter" photographers.

What's more, sources tell Radar that Clooney was actually involved in another motorcycle crash outside of Milan a few years back, though the actor's rep claims that it was a friend of Clooney's who was involved in the accident, and that the chiseled ER hunk was merely a bystander. Either way, the thought of Clooney and Fabio whooping it up down Mulholland Drive together is enough to bring a smile to our faces on even the darkest of days.

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