"Black Guy" boner-hunting representative Bob Allen has moved to undo his conviction for offering to provide an undercover officer with a hush-hush hummer. His lawyer, Greg Eisenmenger, maintains that the jury's verdict was inappropriately swayed by prosecutorial misconduct. If the appeal is denied, Allen faces up to 30 days in jail and a $500 fine (or, by Allen's math, 25 blowjobs). A judge is set to rule on Thursday. [Orlando Sentinel]
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