For more than two weeks now, America's streets have been shy one gallivanting, big-headed, lazy-eyed heiress. Lucky for us, Paris Hilton has a selfless stand-in willing to traipse about town in her stead.

Natalie Reid, whose chief talent is looking like someone who's famous for doing nothing, is a former Scores stripper who first appeared on the scene in 2005 when she began participating in Paris look-alike contests. Now that she's the preeminent faux-Paris—and conveniently not in prison—Reid is everywhere, soaking up as much spotlight as she can before her infamous doppelganger is set free.

After the jump, a timeline of not-Paris sightings, accomplishments, and dalliances ...

June 6: Just days after Paris Hilton goes to jail, Reid advances to the second round of ABC's celebrity impersonator competition, The Next Big Thing.

June 7: Appears as Hilton in a Jimmy Kimmel skit in which she snipes a reporter.

June 9: The Canadian receives 43 percent of the vote when the Winnipeg Sun asks readers, "Do you think Paris Hilton lookalike Natalie Reid deserves the fame more than the jailed socialite?"

June 13: Hangs at New York nightclub Marquee and makes out with some dude.

June 17: Walks the red carpet at Canada's MuchMusic awards.

June 18: Appears on TMZ hanging with a 14-year-old paparazzo.

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