
• I'm still here: Universal Studios president Ron Meyers renews his contract for at least five years. He becomes one of the film industry's longest serving heads, commenting, "I'm still here."
• The Hoff hassles back: David Hasselhoff's entourage tussles with the paparazzi after a signing of his bio, Don't Hassle the Hoff.
• Day Two report: Paris Hilton allegedly has her own made-up language for poking fun at people, which will serve her well in the clink.
• Bad education: Losing the ability to convince adults of the nonexistent tie between 9/11 and Iraq, Veep Dick Cheney moves on to lying to high school students.
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