• Last taste of freedom: Paris Hilton is allegedly caught smoking a joint before being shipped off to the joint.

• Related: David Faustino, better known as Married ... With Children's Bud Bundy, is caught with reefer.

• The rest of the story: Want to see what madness drove BBC documentary host John Sweeney to flip out? Watch the whole doc online.

• Killer deal: A house sells and (bonus!) the mummified body of its former owner is part of the deal.

• Vive la France: France tops a study ranking the world's whiniest workers.

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