Hillary Clinton threw us a curve this week, racking up friends on her personal MySpace page (presumably used for pantsuit tip-swapping and such) and her official MySpace campaign page (that's to say nothing of the hits she garnered with her campaign song stunt). After much debate, we decided that her online ADD was not our problem. We went with the tally from her official campaign page. And guess what: She's in Jessie Spano territory! Consolidate the hits, Hill. It worked last week for Zack Morris-level candidate Barack Obama, who's only a little more than an A.C. Slater away!

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