HONKIES Schieffer and his band

• Battle of the Beltway bands: May 14. Bush mouthpiece Tony Snow's Beats Workin' vs. CBS News man Bob Schieffer's Honkytonk Confidential. Be there.

• Dubya and me: Michael Moore rips Bush on Daily Kos for what he says is a politically motivated investigation of Moore's trip to Cuba while filming his forthcoming health care industry doc, Sicko.

• PR move of the year: Saving heart-attacking old guys is the new sex tape, as proven by Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey.

• Less animated: The guerrilla marketers who shut down Boston commuter traffic with bomb-like devices apologize. Still not addressed: the one guy's retarded white-guy dreadlocks.