VON TEASE Dita

Dita Von Teese: The burlesque star has thrown over her tired naked-in-a-martini-glass schtick and replaced it with a performance involving Swarovski-bedecked pasties and squatting over a giant mechanical tube of lipstick. The former Mrs. Manson is straight class.

Anne Heche: Crazy Anne's divorce is already getting down and dirty. In the custody battle with estranged hubby Coley Laffoon over their son, Homer, Heche is alleging that Coley spends his days playing ping pong and frequenting strip clubs.

Victoria Beckham: Posh is getting a little bored in her adopted Los Angeles home. She staged a publicity stunt at the Pleasure Chest sex emporium where she joined a gaggle of waiting paparazzi while clutching a blow-up doll dressed like her twin sister.

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