THE O.J. APPROACH Spector

• Spector of racism: Phil Spector's lawyer has come up with a novel new way to challenge Spector's chauffeur's incriminating testimony: racism!

• A Fifth on the House: Former Rove assistant Susan Ralston pleads the Fifth in regard to the White House's dealings with Abramoff.

• Wrong musician: Word is out that Mick Jagger once tried to enlarge his penis by letting bees sting it. Somebody call the Police!

• Burgundy booty: A study shows red wine may reduce risk of prostate cancer.

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