• In the Dogg house: The Dutch allow profanity on their talk shows, and Snoop seizes this opportunity to tell whack MC Bill O'Reilly just how he feels about him (video NSFW).

• Another whack MC: Karl Rove might have made the mic smoke last week, but now he's back to being protested and pelted with trash.

• Bombs put away: Sultry minx Scarlett Johansson is punishing men everywhere by negotiating a no-nude clause into all of her movie contracts so she is taken as a "serious actress." Clearly, Johansson is no Helen Mirren.

• Blogger sprung: After 226 days in jail—a record for a journalist refusing to testify—California video blogger Joshua Wolf cuts a deal to be freed without testifying, though he's agreed to turn over his footage of a 2005 street protest (after posting it on his website).

• Mo' babies, mo' babies, mo' babies: Brangelina wants another baby and according to one inarticulate flack, it's going to have a "black face."