FACE TIME Sharpton, Imus (inset)

• Imus be an idiot: In an attempt to save his ass after calling members of the Rutgers women's basketball team "nappy headed hos," nappy headed Don Imus plans to appear on Al Shapton's radio show today to apologize.

• Empty house: The highly anticipated gory double feature Grindhouse lost out to three other movies on its opening weekend and Harvey Weinstein is "disappointed."

• Catastrophe averted: President Bush came close to blowing up when he almost plugged an electric cord into the hydrogen tank of a hydrogen-electric hybrid car. Like in life, a CEO saved him.

• Captivating stories: The British soldiers held in Iran are setting prices to sell their stories. The lone lady captive is already pulling £100,000.

• Future is now: Interested in some of the awesome self-fitting sneakers Marty McFly wore in BTTF 2? McFly 2015 has your back.

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