In case you haven't heard, fossilized funnyman Rich Little has been tapped to emcee the White House Correspondents' dinner this Saturday (response has been less than stellar). A Johnny Carson regular your grandmother thought was hysterical, he's promised not to mention the word Iraq—a far cry from Stephen Colbert's savage performance last year.

As hacks across the country make their way to D.C., we journeyed deep into the bowels of YouTube in search of Little's highlight reel. Let's just say the results aren't pretty.