• Marathon man: Dave Chappelle does a six-hour, seven-minute set at the Laugh Factory. It shattered a record set days before by Dane Cook, who did a marathon gig to honor his recently deceased father. (No word whether Joe Rogan's dad had died just prior to Cook's.)

• A girl walks into a bar: Fox to air "Nightclub Confessions," a new Web video series that promises slurred speech, drunken rage, and sweet indecency.

• Cheney reaction: A White House secret service agent "accidentally" shoots two other agents.