• Mystery solved: The man behind the "Hillary 1984" ad comes clean, and guess what? He's got ties to Barack.

• Drunk as a fox: Fiddy's ex old lady Vivica A. Fox gets popped for DUI.

• Keeping sexy down: Tennessee legislators balked at a resolution proposed by one state senator to honor the Timbersnake "for his highly successful music career and for his meritorious service to the State of Tennessee."

• Bummers: Just days after getting slapped with a $2.5 million lawsuit for assaulting a photog, Woody Harrelson learns his judge-killing, incarcerated father has passed away.

• Oh, deer: Twenty-year-old James Hathaway receives probation for having sex with a dead deer. Last time, it was a dead horse.