If you're a red-blooded American male (Jesus, that body!)—or unabashedly gay (Jesus, those outfits and choreography!)—this mix of Britney's greatest hits serves as a reminder of why we're so obsessed with her recent crash. One can't help but note the strange prescience in the references to craziness, toxicity, renewed "strength", urgings to "hit her again" ... not to mention the images of her drowning in a bathtub or being dragged off in hospital beds.

"Oops" nothing. The girl saw this coming.