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Fruitcake Polling Higher Than Bush

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EATING IT Tough to swallow
According to the latest CBS News poll, the president's overall approval rating has dipped to 28 percent—the lowest number in his presidency and dangerously close to Nixon's all-time low of 24 percent. To lend a little context to this historic feat, we found some other people and things with equal or greater popularity.

OTHER THINGS WITH A 28 PERCENT APPROVAL RATING

Boxer Briefs

Kelly Osbourne

Body Hair on Guys

Reptiles

A Wall Along the Mexican Border

Text Message Flirting

Porn

Cottage Cheese


THINGS WITH AN APPROVAL RATING HIGHER THAN GEORGE W. BUSH

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Brussels Sprouts (51%)

Coke Zero (41%)

Hillary Duff (52%)

Jennifer Love Hewitt (36%)

Fruit Cake (40%)

Kevin Federline (45%)

Rosie O'Donnell on The View (46%)

Crocheting (72%)

Fishing (49%)

Legalizing Prostitution (58%)

The Dentist (45%)

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Hanson (53%)

In-Laws (68%)

Figs (76%)

The Name "Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt" (29%)

Ciara's Goodies (55%)

The Pussy Cat Dolls (56%)

Ryan Seacrest (60%)

Spiceworld (57%)

MTV VJ John Norris (35%)

The Barenaked Ladies (73%)

Russian Pop Duo T.A.T.U. (58%)

The "Dude, You're getting a Dell!" Guy (42%)

The Backstreet Boys (66%)

Nickelback (57%)

Sum 41 (63%)

Hootie & The Blowfish (84%)

Stepping in Dog Shit (35%)

Walking in the Rain Without an Umbrella (60%)

Small Breasts (50%)

Getting Kicked in the Balls (41%)


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Comments

People don't like hairy guys in boxer shorts with reptiles? Really?

Posted by: Blueflash on February 6, 2007 12:15 AM

Wow! Am I ever glad that I don't keep reptiles. Being a hairy guy who wears boxers id tough enough!

Posted by: rand on February 6, 2007 11:40 AM

So, how is it that Bush and Fruit Cake--which are synonymous, I believe--got different scores?

Posted by: azportsider on February 7, 2007 10:02 AM

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