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< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence The Terrible Trials of Tigger and Friends![]() THUG FUR LIFE Tigger on trial, 2004 "At first, I was upset at my son," Monaco told AP. "I thought he did something to Tigger. But then I reviewed it, and it is pretty clear; for no reason, he just clocked him in the face." Well, that's one side of the story. Another might be that a grown man earning around eight bucks an hour to breathe a toxic melange of his co-Tiggers' mouth vapors in a suit that heats up to 120 degrees in the Florida sun finally reached his breaking point. Whatever sparked this latest bout of cartoon-on-kid violence, it's not the first time Tigger's wayward paws have landed him and his 100-Acre Wood posse in a pinch. After the jump, a look back ... • 1976—A woman in a civil case accuses an actor dressed as one of the Three Little Pigs of assault and battery, false imprisonment, and humiliation, claiming he ran up to her near the "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyland in Anaheim, California, and fondled her breasts while screaming "Mommy! Mommy!" Disney officials show pictures of the pig costume, which has no operable arms, and the suit never makes it to court. • 1981—Christopher Robin's homeboy Winnie the Pooh faces a civil suit for allegedly backhanding a nine-year-old. In court, Pooh actor Robert Hill wins over the jury by donning the costume and dancing a lovable jig. He is cleared of all charges. • September, 2004—Back on the job in Orlando, Chartrand gets the cops called on him after allegedly shoving two Kodak employees (this time as Goofy.) • 2005(ish)—Rumors circulate among hard-partying character players in Orlando that a pissed-off Pluto, fed up with hours of tugging and poking, turns around, kneels down, and quietly rebukes his man-handling tormentor through his plastic mask: "You ... fucking ... leave ... me ... alone." NEXT ITEM: Jolie-Pitt Hype To Now
Truth be told, I have a fear that anyone dressed in a costume is one sick twisted fuck. They have ulterior motives. Think about it, if you had a chance to dress up as...I don't know - let's say Buzz Lightyear - would you NOT want to kill a family of four? I know I would, of course that's just me. Posted by: Sinner on January 8, 2007 2:23 PM Advertisement |
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