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< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence God Continues Punking Pat Robertson![]() INNER VISIONS Robertson Before you bow down, remember that this isn't Robertson's first prediction. After the jump, some samples of the good preacher's often blurry visions.... • 2006: "If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms." • 2005: "The Lord has some very encouraging news for George Bush.... Bush is now positioned to have victory after victory and his second term is going to be one of triumph.... He will also have Social Security reform passed, that he will have tax reform passed, that he'll have conservative judges on the courts, and that basically he is positioned for a series of dramatic victories." • 2004: "I think George Bush is going to win in a walk.... I really believe I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election in 2004. It's shaping up that way.... The Lord has just blessed him." PREVIOUSLY I just checked God's Blog. There is not one reference to any conversation Pat supposedly had with the divine and holy puppetmaster. It is now apparent that Pat is recovering from a dillusional state of "tard" after ingesting peyote and jello. Lay off that stuff Pat. Sniff your wife's panties if you want to get high. Posted by: Sinner on January 3, 2007 11:40 AM Somebody has to take over for Oral"I need 8 million dollars or God will kill me" Roberts. Posted by: Ken on January 4, 2007 2:00 AM I am confident that Pat is really getting his meaasages from his "dog". Watch out Sam's son, Pat's moving to the same bark as you did. Posted by: Pirate on January 6, 2007 4:38 PM Advertisement |
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