• This is how it starts...: The Associated Press is reporting that the Japanese government has handed out awards for robots, including one for a fur-covered seal robot and one for a service 'bot that feeds people. Welcome to the beginning of the age of robot domination, people.

• What about Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching?: J.K. Rowling has announced the name of the next—and final—book in her Harry Potter series: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

• Back when I was a kid, we did drugs and we liked it: According to a buzz-killing new government survey, drug use among teenagers is down by 23 percent since 2001.

• Diddy double daddy: Sean "Whatever It Is This Week" Combs and his girlfriend Kim Porter welcomed twin girls today. Their names—or nicknames—have yet to be released.