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Star to Stars: We Hate You, Too

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TOP TWIT BRIT Spears
If you're Star magazine, and every celebrity in Hollywood already hates you, why not insult them all with one glorious extension of the middle finger? Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, and Nicole Richie all made it onto Star's 50 Most Annoying People of 2006 list, to be published in the upcoming issue.

Spears comes in at No. 1, thanks to her "dubious child-care techniques" and new friendship with Paris Hilton. (Her recent blitz of pantyless public crotch blasts also earns her a mention as Most Annoying Cry for Attention.)

Tom Cruise, suprisingly, languishes at No. 5 in the new ranking. "The best thing you can say about Tom Cruise this year? He wasn't quite as annoying as the couch-jumper of '05!" explains Star.

But it's Aniston who really seems to have gotten on Bonnie Fuller's nerves. "Sorry, Jen. The public support from your emotional trauma is all used up," reads the caption. "So forgive us for not shedding a tear when you continually looked so glum in public." Even worse, neither Aniston's ex, Brad Pitt, nor Angelina Jolie, his new mate, is on the list. Take that, sad Jen!

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Are you kidding me? You choose to further abuse Jennifer. You're so evil! Jennifer didn't do anything wrong. She hasn't freaked out or anything. She's just turned the other cheek. Angelina takes on a roll in a movie and plays a woman who seduces a married man and entrappes him with a pregnancy. Doesn't this sound a bit familiar to anyone? Angie even managed to manipulate the writer of this article. Karma will make its way back to Angie and I will pop my corn for that one. Give it some time please! Angie was feeling a bit jilted because Jennifer snubbed her on set. So she steals her husband, gets pregnant before the divorce is even finalized, steals a movie role, exploits her baby to further torture Jennifer (and we all know it wasn't about the money at all) and then develops verbal diarrhea and tells everyone how she "couldn't wait to get to work" to work on seducing Brad. Now she wants us to buy her crap again. Not a chance. Someone please throw Angie a bone...she's a dog!

Posted by: mikiddzmum on December 20, 2006 8:03 PM

you people are a sad lot making adultery a admirable thing the jolie lollies should be no 1 non the list for their imoral and use of adopted kids for PR no wonder america is not well liked by other countries Madonna is a saint compared to those two why don't you leave jennifer alone so she can get on with her life and find happiness without you hounding her if i was her i would sue u people for stress and making my life hell after the jolie lollies unforgivable behaviour they share one brain cell and it is not working. what you weave in life you wear in enternity miss jolie lollie

Posted by: janice on December 21, 2006 9:06 AM

This is a shameless rip-off of the Beast's 50 Most Loathsome People lists. They could have at least changed the number. Weak!

Posted by: dangler on December 28, 2006 6:34 PM

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